I’m probably never going to lose as much weight as I want to, because
I love food (the worst foods, sans fast food).
I love alcohol (the worst alcohol: cognac).
I love beer (blue moon).
I love everything that I shouldn’t.
So as much as I work out, I’ll never be completely as small as I’d like to.
But I guess it’s okay. I can build my booty, and keep my boobies.
Giving up Twitter until I start/finish Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. I need to step my book consumption up, as I’ve only read 8 books in the past few months. Simply abysmal.
My new years resolution is not to go on a diet or lose weight or exercise but to only work out my butt so it may become to biggest hardest most bubbly butt ever. Like fucking STACKED.
Please refer me to butt bulging exercises to beautify my booty.
I don’t think it’s too far of a leap for me to believe that you would, in fact, go as far as sexual assault.
I’ve spent most of my time home Wiki’ing burlesque dancers. Thinking about binding my midsection and making some money on the side, in like 2 years.
I’m at home in Detroit! Which means.. INTERNET!
Went to the orthopedist, and I won’t need ankle surgery! Good shit this whole time! :D
So I have 4 more weeks in this cast (no weight bearing), and then I’ll be wearing a stupid boot for 3 weeks afterwards. :D BUT I`LL BE ABLE TO SHOWER 3 TIMES A DAY AGAAAAIN.
I texted my sister who resides in New Orleans today, because there’s always heavy downtime at work. Meaning, I’ve only had to speak to a total of 5 freshmen today about where math tutoring was being held. Anyhow, I told her about me being completely obsessed with N.O. since she flew me down there for spring break/my 19th birthday last year, and how I want to intern there for next summer.
She said she’d look around for internships for me, and if her charter school app goes through, she’s going to hire me instantaneously.
Getting away from Michigan for an entire 3-4 months?! I’D SHIT MYSELF. I don’t even care if I’m just the coffee getter, or the data entry person. WHAT THE FUCK I’D LOVE TO DO THIS. In the heart of New Orleans! THIS MEANS CRAWFISH AND POTATOES WHENEVER THE HELL I’D LIKE!
I don’t want to get too ahead of myself, but either way I am spending my summer down there. I just hope it’s doing something meaningful.
lowkey i might be sad when I can walk again in 4-6 weeks.
first week: finito. It was awesome. I enjoy my classes and my job. I have most of my classes with friends, and I’ve made new friends at work. Overall, pretty cool first week. I’m very excited to get into the ‘meat’ of things.